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  1. I don’t go to the gym but I do go to bootcamp. It’s outside and I’m quite clumsy.
    I’ve taken people out accidentally when they just came back from injury, stuck my backside in people’s faces by accident in sessions and inadvertently groped someone’s bo*bs as I fell over in the mud.

    I became one of the reasons they had to add an extra line in the sign up sheet about doing activities at your own risk 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  2. I used to go to the gym a lot! Mainly my embarrassment came from not having a clue how to use the equipment properly and tripping up on the treadmill! I don’t go anymore because it feels a bit intimidating and I’m older now – but I have good memories!

  3. I had a operation before Christmas so haven’t been back this year yet but will go soon. I once split My trousers on the stepper

  4. I was new to the gym and had my induction so it was time to go it alone. 15 minutes on the bike, 15 minutes on the treadmill, a bit of work with the weights. I was out of puff so I casually strolled over to the water fountain, filled up my water bottle, lifted it up for a sip and promptly poured it all over me! I had forgotten to put the top back properly.

  5. I am a frequent gym goer but that doesn’t make me a natural!

    I have an absolute hatred of running on the treadmill and my PT once made me do sprints and said I should jump off in between sprints. I started sprinting but realised I didn’t know how to jump off (I now know she meant to put my legs either side of the moving treadmill!) so when she said Jump, I literally jumped into the air and into her arms because she caught me like we’d planned it! We are great friends and still laugh about it now, 2 years on!

  6. I used to go to the gym at work & even made a chart based on how busy it was at different times of the day so i could work out the best time to go. I measured on what i called the tea bag scale.
    As it was a small gym the tea bag scale was the likelihood of getting tea bagged in the changing room. There was not much space & on more than one occasion i bent down to do my shoe laces up & nearly got some ones balls in my face!

  7. I used to go to the gym, I try to run when I can and I was on the treadmill and my headphones got in a tangle and went flying off the machine, I ended up in a kerfuffle and swiftly followed the headphones lol! Luckily it wasn’t going to fast!

  8. I did go to the gym twice last year but I felt old and fat because everyone was about 18 years old, very thin and in tight lycra. I’m short, average build and in my fifties and felt totally out of place. I was too uncomfortable to go back. I work out daily from home now.

  9. I don’t go to the gym but I do work out at home. There have been multiple times where my husband has walked in to find me stuck in various positions

  10. Went to a gym to feel better before I got married. Loved it. Nearly broke my toe when a weight fell on my foot. Broken toe on my honeymoon night? Separate bedrooms I think.

  11. I don’t go to the gym, but I do swim in our local sea pool throughout the year. Lots visit it on January 1st. The regular swimmers, who are used to the cold temperatures, will be in for half an hour or so and come out saying how ‘tropical’ it is. The once a year dippers run in screaming and are straight back out saying how ‘freezing’ it is.

  12. I used to go to the gym all the time but I never knew what I was doing and ended up spending most of the time on the running machine!

  13. I’ve started to go to a weight-lifting gym class once a week for peri/menopausal women. I love it but nothing funny has really happened yet.

  14. I don’t go to the gym much but if I do go I like to do a class. I much prefer doing exercise at home such as yoga, pilates and tai-chi

  15. The gym is not something i have ever been to but I have heard a few funny stories from my friends who do!

  16. I used to go to Gym but Covid has me hiding in my home, Only been out 8 times since Feb 2020 for Jabs etc. No funny stories about a gym.

  17. First ever trip to the gym (took me a lot of confidence to go) I fell off the treadmill, it was a long while before I went back.

  18. when I went to register at one gym I fell over before I got in and sprained my ankle, didn’t even make it inside.

  19. I do not have the motivation to go to a gym! I like to follow Youtube exercise videos to stay fit. If I had to leave the house and drive somewhere, I’d lose my motivation before I got there…

  20. I haven’t been to a gym but I did go to a class of Fit-Steps once and the floor was so slippery, I actually did the splits.. at my age of 53, I thought I’d never walk again….. needless to say, the next weeks lesson, I made sure my trainers were anti-slip…….

  21. It’s been a while! One time I attended a class, the teacher on a big screen – there I was standing doing the class, all the walls glass, and nobody else there, I looked a fool

  22. I used to go to the gym. When I did pilates some people used to ‘pass wind’ as they relaxed which made us all laugh as well as being embarrassing.

  23. Although an ex-gym goer, no funny stories. Unless you count the one where I fell off the balance ball thing and ended up with massive bruise on my hip.

  24. I’ve never been to a gym. I’d like to use the equipment but having other people in there who might talk to you, watch you puts me off.

  25. I go to the gym regularly, and work with a PT twice a week. I can be pretty clumsy at times, so anything that requires good balance can end up with me being a heap on the floor😲

  26. Used to go to the gym, haven’t been for years. My nephew is a personal trainer, so I ordered this book through your link for him for xmas.

  27. I used to go to the gym, but haven’t for quite a while. I used to feel very self concious though as I was very much a novice

  28. I do go swimming at a local hotel because their pool is warmer. Thirty years ago I was a gym bunny but got too competitive for my own good, hated guys being able to lift more weights than me, hence ruined my knee, suffered ever since, my own fault!

  29. I certainly do but it’s actually too rude to tell. let’s just say, people treat their gym showers like their home showers!!

  30. I don’t go to the gym so no funny stories I’m afraid. I’d still love to read this book though as it looks like the type of book that would be of interest whether you go to the gym or not.

  31. I go to Aqua fit, not really the gym, and I love it. I’m not sure about funny stories but I have made good friends here and many of us are of a certain age and enjoy each other’s company. This book sounds fascinating.

  32. Wow. What a unique book. I actually prefer non fiction over fiction. But I love the theme of this book and would love to read what celebrities are like when they’re at their most truthful and exposed selves. It also goes to show that anyone can get depression, even those who have a great career and it’s so honourable for Matt to open up to us in regards to his depression. Very brave.