Brainbox Candy
Are you looking for a funny, rude or unique way to celebrate a special occasion? Well no matter if that is a birthday, Christmas or different occasion Brainbox Candy have you covered when it comes to cards and gifts.
Who is Brainbox Candy?
They believe that every day should be fun and most definitely not boring, especially when it comes to a special occasion.
Ben and Mark wanted to make something funny, bouncing ideas off each other, and between laughing they came up with a notebook of ideas that in time lead to Brainbox Candy.
Since those notebook days, they have grown in size and alongside funny cards, they have come together to create and source funny, rude and all-around must-have gifts.
So what sort of thing do they have on offer?
Christmas Cards and Wrap

One thing all of us are likely thinking about at the moment is Christmas and Brainbox Candy has something for everyone in their cards and wrap section.
From funny pun-covered gift wrap and cards to those perfect for people who have a rude sense of humour and even some cute and cuddly options, they really have it all.
Take for instance this Game of Thones inspired gift wrap which comes in a choice of 2, 4 or 6-sheet packages. The wrap has been printed on 110gsm uncoated paper and comes in at 500mm x 700mm. It also has a matching card, mug, coaster and gift set available if you really want to give the gift of a throne.
Cute and Cuddly

Brainbox Candy offers something for all ages, from newborn cards right up to 100th birthday celebrations. One thing that really made me smile while searching around their website was the Fuzzballs range. I have so much Fuzzballs merch in my home and it has been amazing seeing the creator become more well-known and show up on different websites.
If you are after a card that is cute and cuddly the Fuzzballs range is perfect. Featuring Whisky (cat), Ollie (rabbit) and Timmy (tiger) along with their friends, the range of cards is bound to bring about those fuzzy feelings.
Of course, Fuzzballs aren’t the only range to be found for those who love cute.
Funny

If you love treating your friends to something that will give them a belly laugh then Brainbox Candy has you covered. In fact, they have multiple ranges from different makers which cover a range of humour. Including ranges from David Shrigley and Modern Toss.
In fact, it is really hard to give you just a glimpse of what they have to offer, as there really is so much. So no matter the type of card, or wrap of gift you are after, Brainbox Candy is well worth checking out.
Christmas Competition with Brainbox Candy.
Brainbox Candy has kindly offered me a bundle of Christmas goodies for one lucky winner. This pack will include; around 10 sheets of wrap and 30 cards, which will be sent in the winner’s choice of theme from rude, funny or cute.
So how can you be in with a chance to win?
Well, all you need to do is head over to the Brainbox Candy website and let me know using 8 words or more:
What is your favourite item they sell, and who would you send it to?
Please be aware that the Brainbox Candy website does include rude items and swearing, please make sure you are in a suitable location before opening the website.
Win a Christmas Wrap and Card Bundle from Brainbox Candy.Good Luck!
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I’ve never heard of Brainbox Candy but I’m sure their products will bring a smile to someone’s face!
The RUDE CHEEKY GIFT – STRESSTICLES would be such a funny gift
I’d like the RUDE ANNIVERSARY CARD – S HEAD BY BRAINBOX CANDY for my partner as he’d find it funny.
I cant choose lol I love some of the pairs of socks, and the cat cloud cards are awesome and actually I could probably happily buy half the shop
Looks like some funny items love the cat wrapping paper
I had a dream a few nights ago that my partner was screaming at me because I didn’t buy him socks for Christmas. I’d get him the grumpy old git socks (to go with the other 5 pairs already wrapped for his stocking because dream him was so scary and angry!)
my favourite item they sell is the THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GROW CACTUS GROWING KIT. It’s so cute and funny. I would give to my sister.
I’d put the chocolate anuses in a secret santa haha x
I love the Rude I’m Here To Help! mug. I’d actually like to buy it for myself, haha.
The rude magnetic book mark. I giggle everytime I read it and perfect for me when I’ve my head stuck in a book
FUNNY GIFT WRAP – CHRISTMAS HAMSTER WRAPPING PAPER BY BRAINBOX CANDY I WOULD SEND IT TO MY FRIEND WHO LOVES HAMSTERS.
The mugs and I would Gift it to my mum xx
Bananas For You socks for my partner but I kind of like the “This Meeting is Bollocks” sentiment on a pair of black socks, shame they haven’t got a funky pattern!
the cloud art is amazing and the funny mugs
I would buy RUDE ANNIVERSARY CARD – S HEAD BY BRAINBOX CANDY for my husband on our first anniversary
A great selection to choose from.
I would love to get this for my husband or even my son – I’m Gaming Socks.
Love the mug, ‘Funny Boxed Mug Fell Asleep Talking’ would give it to my husband as I get a feeling that is what he does every time I speak!
id love a pair of the fun socks for my friend
I would send the delicate flower socks to my bestie as they would suit her
I definitely need someone to send me the Funny Mini Plant Life Support – why are plants so hard to keep alive!!!
Also love the children’s writing sets, I’d send one to my daughter Hollie
crossing fingers for this
My child will love it
The cloud art which I know for a fact my daughter would love.
i love the pencil sets as they amazing especially now my son at school and look great quality
I would get my 10 year old the bourbon biscuit bookmark she would find that funny!
I love the ‘I’m a delicate effing flower’ socks and I’d send them to my best friend
I like the CUTE THINKING OF YOU CARD BY FUZZBALLS, so cute and I’d send it to my friend
The cloud art I love it is so unique
I love the rude novelty socks – and I’d get them for my sister 🙂
I like the You Cannot Drink Enough Tea notebook. I’d give it to my sister who loves tea and writing lists
I like the rude chocolate gifts, really funny, great for secret santa
I quite like the idea of The Mystery Bargain Boxes, I’d send one to my brother
I love the sweary magnetic bookmarks
I love the STAY SAFE EAT CAKE WRAPPING PAPER BY BRAINBOX CANDY gift wrap and I’d send to my sister as she’d love it!
My daughter would love the ‘my cat is cool as fuck’ socks
I love the CUTE NEPHEW BIRTHDAY CARD BY PAPER SALAD. I would send it to my nephew.
Fridge magnets for mum 🙂
I really love the funny caption mugs and think my husband would love the “I’m here to help” mug its right up his street!
Kebab wrapping paper for my other half would be fun.
great giveaway
Kebab wrapping paper for my brother.
The funny cards – I liked the one about asking if it’s too early to drink wine – this would be for my sister.
I like the Daily Cloud cards, especially the elephant and mouse one
bourbon biscuit bookmark
I’d send any of the funny wine fridge magnets to my momma!
The I CAN’T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT TOTE BAG for my daughter, because it sums her up
I love the FUNNY GAME OF THRONES GIFT WRAP and would use that for my husband’s presents as he is also a big GoT fan.
I love the bourbon biscuit bookmark! I love reading and I also love a new book mark, this would be ideal!
I love the GRUMPY OLD BASTARD WRAPPING PAPER, and I’d use it for my partner!
loving the art work!
The Funny Not as Good as Cake Bookmark would be good for a friemd of mine.
The xmas tree killer paper would be puuurfect for just about my whole family as we are a family of HUUUGE cat lovers!
I like their magnetic bookmarks and funny fridge magnets.
I like the tea towels. Some of them are really funny. I think the Spotless Kitchen Tea Towel is my favourite. I would send it to my dad’s partner. x
the bourbon biscuit bookmark would be a quirky gift for my sister
This is such a lovely idea, I love Brainbox
So many awesome things, I love the fun socks and the Alexa card, hilarious 🤣
Funny cards to send to Everyone
I love the CHRISTMAS TREE KILLER WRAPPING PAPER, my family would find it hilarious
I particularly love the fun socks
the bourbon biscuit bookmark caught my eye – perfect for a family member who particularly loves bourbon biscuits
I love the SEASONAL BOLLOCKS WRAPPING PAPER BY MODERN TOSS, perfect for my brother!
I really like the cute pet Christmas Cards
love all the fun socks would be good for my hubby
I would give to my daughter as she loves these biscuits FUNNY MAGNETIC BOOKMARK BISCUIT
I’d get my mum the mum in a million birthday card who has a birthday coming up
MUM IN A MILLION BIRTHDAY CARD for my mum whose birthday is next week
Spreadsheet mug would be great for colleagues
CUTE CHILDREN’S WRITING SET BY BRAINBOX CANDY it’s gorgeous
I really love all the fun socks these would make a great gift for my dad
I love the spreadsheets mug which I would send to my friend
love all the fun socks, they are a fabtastic present
The fun socks would be a lovely surprise
I really love all the fun socks, they are a great present
I like the cute pet christmas cards
The kids writing sets look brill and I’d give to my grandsons
How to ride a hangover would be ideal for my sister she would love it
I know several people I could send ‘How to hide a hangover’ too!
FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD ALAN WARHOL BY MODERN TOSS
and it would be sent to my bestie in hospital….x
I love the Fuzzballs collection. I love anything that’s cute and vaguely ‘kawaii’ like that.
I love the ‘Christmas Tree Killer’ gift wrap. The best thing I’ve seen for a long time!
The kids writing sets as hand writing is such an important skill – for my two
I’d send the rude cards to my friends – its our sense of humour!
I like the BEER BOX OF 4 PAIRS OF SOCKS BY BOXT SOCKS and would give it to my best friend.
I love the Cute Unicorn Trifold Birthday Card By Paper Salad. I’d send it to my unicorn obsessed niece
I really like the Modern Toss range, especially the National Trust Walk card. I would send it to my Mum.
I would buy the Fresh out of F**** socks for my friend, as this is her favourite phrase
My friends love books, so I would send them a bookmark!
I like the Santa’s Special Delivery By Bryony Walters card! I’d send it to my Dad
I would pick the RUDE MAGNETIC RUDEY WORDS BY BRAINBOX CANDY for my brother in law as it is right up his sense of humour street
loving the rude cards and would send to my siblings!
The rude cards are great! Ideal for having a laugh with friends
I love the kids writing sets. It would be perfect for thanking people after Christmas!
I love the beer socks, and id gift them to my partner x
Love the best grandad socks, I’d get these for my dad ❤️
I like the socks for my sister, some of them would suit her.
Love their rude cards great for making friends laugh which we all need at the moment
What a fun selection. I’m definitely going to buy some of these cards for upcoming birthdays!
I love the beer socks! my brother would adore them for Christmas
I love the beer socks! My dad would love them!
I’d get the let’s get f*****g smashed socks for my bestie! It’s very apt for us as we can never just go for a civilised drink!
I like the CHILDREN’S GIFT WRAP – UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS GIRLS WRAPPING PAPER BY GLICK which my niece would love for her Christmas presents.
My little boy would love the dinosaur wrap with all the bright colours.
love the puns on these! the cactus is so funny.
Absolutely love the mugs I’d love to get me and my colleagues one each as they are so appropriate 🤣
Absolutely loving the rude cactus plant pot –
This Cactus Reminds me of You…… A bit of a Prick ! Perfect gift for my brother haha.
The Fart Machine Coaster and I’d give it to my youngest son because it describes him perfectly
I love the LOVELY C-WORD CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER. I would wrap my besties present in this!
I love the sunshine & biscuits Christmas cards because they’re fun and who doesn’t like a good pun?
The mug that says “sorry I fell asleep while you were talking” which I’d give to my husband because he’s always ignoring me!
The childrens writing sets are lovely and my daughter would be so happy!
I love the Christmas Tree Killer wrapping paper with cute cats on – so true!
It’s the christmas tree killer wrapping paper for me as that’s what cats do best at christmas time and I would use it to wrap my families presents in
Love the I killed the Christmas tree wrap.
I’d use for my partner and his cat, guaranteed to destroy the tree this year
I really like the Rude Christmas Gift Wrap – Seasons F-ing Greetings Wrapping Paper By Modern Toss with the robin on. I would send it to my mum.
the Husband card “to my other half” with the padlocks I would love for my other half! thanks
I’d send the grumpy old man socks to my husband!
I’d give the FUNNY CAT BIRTHDAY CARD WAVING KITTEN BY UNKNOWN INK to my son as it’s the spitting image of his kitten
I would like to send filthy snap to my husband, he would find it funny!
I really like the sweary periodic table range – perfect for my sister.
The “Funny Boxed Mug (Gold Foiled) Wash Mouth Out By Brainbox Candy” – I’d send it to my best friend Sharon. It’s really funny and we both have a similar view of exercise and diet which this mug fully embraces!
CUTE CHILDREN’S WRITING SET – PARTY ANIMAL DESIGNS BY BRAINBOX CANDY I would send it to my Godson
Really like the children’s writing sets- would send one to my niece 🙂
RUDE GIFT FOR HER – FRESH OUT OF F***S WOMEN’S SOCKS BY GROOVY THINGS CO perfect for my friend at work
I like the Funny Coaster – Vodka Answer By Brainbox Candy and i would buy one for myself and one for my sister
You can never have enough socks, or mugs, mugs are good too.
WE LOVE the collection of mugs very useful and very funny
I love the rude cards section – really my sense of humor and most of my friends and family would get them!
I love the children’s writing sets. It’s a bit old fashioned but a really useful skill for children to be able to write handwritten letters to say thank you to family and friends after birthdays and Christmas etc.
Viz . Great cards and would send to my partner as she is a great fan !
The daily card is so random it’s silly, I’d send it to my friend who sends me daft stuff too
Love the : Home is Where the dog Hair is on absolutely f*@&ing everything card and I’d send it to all my dog breeder friends
I love the Pretty Fly For A Cacti Cactus Growing Kit, I would send it to my husband for him to put on his work desk.
The Seasonal Bollocks wrapping paper would be hilarious, my sister in law and her fiancé would love it.
the
Street Art/Graffiti Style Birthday Card Amy Winehouse to my daughter as she looks just like Amy Winehouse
Fantastic 😀
They’re the first products that popped up when I opened their website, but the Viz cards would be perfect for my dad. He has a tradition of gifting me a Viz book every Christmas 😁
I really like the Funny Christmas Card – Christmas Tree Killer By Brainbox Candy, it’s funny and cute. I’d buy it for my best friend who, like me, is a cat lover
I love the Seasonal Bollocks wrapping paper and I would use it to wrap the presents I send to my siblings! They would get a real kick out of it.
I would buy a card too rude to describe here (ends in the word nugget). I’d send it to my Australian friend because she never stops swearing.
I think these stickers are great! I’d love to out a ‘You park like a twat’ on someone’s badly parked car. 24 funny stickers.
i would buy the Name The Emoticon Flash Card Game- X Rated Edition – for my gf for christmas – sounds like fun
Socks, I would send some to both my boys, Gareth and Peter
The christmas tree killer wrapping paper and i would send it to my dad because my cat did in fact pull over our christmas tree one year whilst trying to climb it.
I like their Funny Wall Calendar (Official) 2023 By David Shrigley and would send it to my dad
I’M A DELICATE EFFING FLOWER SOCKS BY BLUE – I’d keep them
It’s got to be the Rude Birthday Concertina Card Biggest C-Word, haha! I’d send it to my other half!
Love the offensive stationery – especially the rude pens! Also love the tiger mug 🤣
A tea towel for my son, Christmas Day is the only day of the year he does the washing up.
I love the mugs. I might just gift one to everybody to use on Christmas Day.
It would have to be the willy marshmallows for Gran to put in her hot chocolate on Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas Gran !
Rude Christmas Wrap, we all need to have a laugh every now and then
Too early to drink wine mug. My sister would love some of the mugs on there 😅 x
Rude Boxed Mug F You All By David Shrigley my sister deserves this as its her favourite saying
Love the mystery boxes and the sweary socks! Also the crazy plant lady socks, wish they had them for men too!
Anker acronym mug and I would give it to my boss from 2 jobs ago…
I like the funny 50th wrapping paper “still wild and crazy, but only till about 9pm” which if buy for my best friend – who may have a special birthday coming up!
I love this gift bag. Blue Pink Medium Gift Bag with Ribbons.
Rude Birthday Concertina Card Grumpy Arse By Brainbox Candy
For dad he’d find it hilarious
I love the sunshine and biscuits range! I also really love the rude christmas wrap, but I won’t write what it says on here haha!
I love the rude and offensive birthday cards, I can’t say which one, it’s too rude! I would send it to my brother!
I love the Funny Christmas Card – Christmas Tree Killer as I adore cats, even though they do like destroying Christmas trees. I’d send this card to my brother and his partner as they have several cats and they would love to receive this card.
I think their mugs are fab and I would get one for my work colleague
I love the Rude Birthday Card Cunty McF-nugget By Brainbox Candy – this could be sent to any of my besties as they have the same humour as me haha.
I love this site, and particularly like the magnetic bookmarks which would make great stocking fillers, not sure about the very rude ones!
I love the magnetic notebooks – super for my husband!
I would get the World’s Best Grandad Socks and giv them to my husband, so true
I would give the Shopping Legend tote bag to my daughter
I would get a Viz card for my friend Andrea. We used to laugh at this in the 80s
I love the FUNNY GIFT – THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GROW CACTUS GROWING KIT . I would love this for my husband.
I would definitely get the Funny Mini Plant Life Support for my husband. He’s always stressing about his plants, finding people to take care of them when we’re on holiday. I think he would love this
This is so easy as I love this i love you dog card as it is so true and it is perfect for my wife.
so funny…. love this stuff! I would actually treat myself for a change (very rare) and get two mugs one says “sorry I fell asleep while you were talking!” and the other says “I know what the future holds! – Arthritis” both are so ME! Love it!