Review

Morphsuit your life at Jokers’ Masquerade.

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When I was first contacted by Jokers’ Masquerade I didn’t in my wildest dreams think it would end with what you are about to see and read. Many of you who follow me on Twitter or are friends with my on Facebook may well have seen some of the outcome already and for those of you who haven’t – grab a cup of tea, a biscuit and get ready for the ride of your life with joke.co.uk and a Morphsuit.

For those of you who haven’t heard of Morphsuits (where have you been hiding?) They are a phenomenon to have hit the UK (and the world) over the past couple of years. They are colourful, wacky and VERY crazy. My other half has had a long term obsession with them and when the offer came in asking if I would like to try a costume, Ash was straight in there with can I do this one… Can I try a Morphsuit? Luckily for him and you the lovely Jokers’ Masquerade said yes.

For all of you who are yet to see a Morphsuit let’s start with a photo featuring the lovely Sally as well..

Orange Skeleton Morphsuit - Sally German Shepard cross Collie
Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!

Yes a Morphsuit really is a full body suit that covers you from the tips of your toes to the top of your head. There is obviously a zip on the back the lets you in and out that runs from the middle of your head to the middle of your back.

Orange skeleton morphsuit
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetite!

This suits are being used for everything from Halloween Costumes, to Stag and Hen parties, a few have been used when people run things like the marathon, to be honest it’s more a question of what aren’t they used for and the answer is probably just about nothing.

My two main questions to Ash were:
Q1. Can you see?
A. Obviously it’s not as great as normal vision but it’s pretty good – I’m not likely to go tripping over anything through not being able to see it.

Q2. Can you breathe?
A. It does get hot when your breathing but its ok you don’t feel like you’re suffocating, and of course it’s quite simple to just pull the hood part down by unzipping it a little.

Orange Skeleton Morphsuit
Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!

Yes these were taken in front of the window with the curtains open!! It’s more fun that way…

Fancy dress means something different to us all – we all want to be or wear something different – Ash is the Morphsuit Man while I’m well I’m not sure I know what my perfect costume would be but I do know I have very fond memories of dressing up steaming back right to my childhood when I used to love making my own costumes I was a very imaginative child and lacy net curtains were my favourite thing I could be come all sorts using one of those one day they might be wings, and maybe another a beautiful dress, it really was whatever I wanted it to be, as I grew older it was dressing up for school, for plays and parties. I haven’t dressed up in a long time, and to be honest doing this post has been so much fun – I’ve been in fits of laughter so many times with Ash’s posing and trying on.

Orange Skeleton Morphsuit
Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
A: They had a rattling good time!

Morphsuit sizing is done by height Ash is wearing a XL suit and is about 6ft 1.

Morphsuit UK lists the following size guide (for adult suits):
Small: Under 5′
Medium: 5’0″ to 5’4″
Large: 5’4″ – 5’10”
Extra Large: 5’10” – 6’3″
Extra Extra Large: For those over 6’3″

Morphsuits are also available for kids!

Made out of stretch Spandex, as stated before you can see out of it, breath threw it and even have  a drink through it! If you’re off out ways to carry your change and phone can range from tucked into shoes or socks to a fetching bumbag, manbag or handbag. Be warned though when out and about you are likely to be asked to stand and have your photograph taken a lot.

The bestselling Orange Skeleton Morphsuit is available for the amazing price of just £38.99 at the moment (RRP: £42.99) so make sure you get yours now ready to spook the life out of friends and family at any upcoming occasions.

Orange Skeleton Morphsuit
Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
A: Skull tures

And remember don’t have any nightmares about orange skeletons tonight.
Mwhahahahahahah!

*Morphsuit provided free of charge in return for an honest review – sadly it just made Ash want more – and to be honest it makes me laugh so who am I to complain! Come join us in the love of Morphsuits I dare you.

This article has 21 comments

  1. Jane Mse English

    LOL LOVE IT! Oh my I have tears rolling down my cheeks, thank you for cheering me up I’ve had a horrible day but I feel so much better now.
    Think your very brave dressing up with the curtain open!! 😉

  2. Brooke

    How funny!! This is hysterical, I love it!

  3. ✿Jane ♥

    That would be so cool for a fancy dress party, very different.

  4. Rosie Harvey

    ahahaha this is brilliant! i need one! xo

  5. Sarah Bailey

    Aww so pleased it cheered you up!! It has done it’s job. 

    He is isn’t he LOL not sure I would parade around in front of the window but then I do have more lumps and bumps lol. xxx

  6. Sarah Bailey

    Hehe 🙂 Nice to know people are enjoy it – one of my favourite posts to put together as I just kept laughing lol. x

  7. Sarah Bailey

    There’s so many different kinda – next on the list of Ash is apparently a tuxedo one for my cousins wedding next year. 

  8. Sarah Bailey

    Most definitely!! Think they are fantastic for something like that, plus no one would ever know it was you if you keep the hood up! Would love to know which one he gets. x

  9. Sarah Bailey

    Haha if you get one let me know which one you go for 😉 x

  10. Judikins

    This is too cute! It reminds me of Green Man from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. 🙂

  11. Sarah Bailey

    Lol just had to google that! Haha just a different colour! Love it! x

  12. Laura Carroll

    LOL, awesome 😀

  13. Arabella Bazley

    I am absolutely dying to try out a morphsuit, perhaps not the orange one though.  I love the adult ones, the childrens ones, the anonymity of being completely ridiculous and mischievous. The only thing that has stopped me thus far is my need for a few months with Jenny Craig! 

  14. Tracy Grant

    That is so funny, But them Morph suits freak me out a little, 
    I’m 42 yrs old now and love a fancy dress party, think I was deprived as a kid, any excuse for a party and I want to turn it into fancy dress LOL XX

  15. Samantha_ripley

    ive seen a few people dressed up to go out in these, they look great im not sure i fancy it myself haha

  16. Sarah Bailey

    Snap I ain’t getting into one till I’ve lost weight – good job I have a mad other half.  ;). 

    If you ever do get one let me know which one you go for. 

  17. Sarah Bailey

    I can kinda understand that I think if someone came running down the road in one I would be a bit freaked out – seeing my other half prance around in one is just funny as I know who’s behind it. 
    Lol Im fancy dress deprived xx

  18. S Molemartin

     LOL LOL this is so funny 🙂

  19. robertfox24

    I love these suits I think they are brilliant

  20. Sofia

    I love it!! I don’t think I could ever wear one (I have to be able to actually breathe, if not I get anxious)….I should so get one for my husband! LOL!

    • Sarah-Louise Bailey

      I’m the same I don’t think I could do it as it just looks claustrophobic to me though Ash says they aren’t. You so should they are good for a laugh if nothing more :’) xx

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